1. Life is fair–No it’s not, never has been, never will be. However, life is….HARD.
  2. Some people are always against me. No, they are not against YOU; they are for THEMSELVES. Improve your persuasive skills.
  3. Nothing is impossible. Did anyone who believes this ever try nailing Jello to a tree?
  4. Money isn’t everything, true, but if you don’t have any at all, it’s damn close to oxygen for survival.
  5. Morally, there is no right or wrong. Please, there is right and there is wrong, there are no “grey” areas. if there were the 10 Commandments would be the 10 Suggestions.
  6. We need the government to do that. Name one thing the government does well, I’ll wait…
  7. Things couldn’t get worse. Unless you’re dead, they can get much, much worse.
  8. Always, always turn the other cheek, be kind. In some situations, a great way to wind up hospitalized or dead.
  9. I don’t want to change, we’ve always done it this way. A great way to receive a pink slip in your next paycheck.
  10. The government will take care of us. Yes, well, that worked out really well for the American Indians, didn’t it?
  11. You have to earn a college education to make a good living. Please tell that to the plumbers and electricians making six figures out of trade schools or apprenticeships.
  12. I am entitled to—. No, you are entitled to freedom and opportunity, that’s about it.
  13. And finally, my favorite, “It’s not my job”. Another great way to earn that nice little pink slip.

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